(Source: nicoletheweirdo)
Expectations:
Reality:
When I’m an adult and have kids I will make/buy this and then ask my kids if they want some:
They’ll be all
“Um, no thanks.”
And I’m like “Are you sure?”
“Yup.”
“Positive?”
“Yes, mom.”
“Okay, then me and your father will eat it.”
And they’re all
Until I cut it , then they’re all
“Oh, now you want some, right? Too bad.”
PARENTING, YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT.
KATY PERRY WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?!
KATY STOP IT, YOU CANNOT GO FLY UP INTO PEOPLE’S FACES LIKE THAT.
KATY WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT FLYING INTO PEOPLES FACES!??!
(Source: thefrogman)
