The Moustache Dad Saga (2012)
Charlie Swan (Billy Burke) is a divorced, alcoholic cop whose life is thrown into disarray by the sudden reappearance of his estranged daughter, Isabella (Kristen Stewart). He is forced to deal with the aftermath of her misguided, selfish decisions, all the while fighting his own demons. He suspects his daughter’s new boyfriend Edward (Robert Pattinson) is physically abusive and controlling, but with no way to prove his suspicions he finds himself using highly unorthodox means to investigate. What he discovers could destroy the very community he is sworn to protect.
Make it happen, Summit. You owe us.
…The sad thing is that actually sounds freakin’ interesting, and would be a way more disturbing way to work in the supernatural aspects simmering under the surface of oh-too frequent emotional and physical abuse.
I’d watch this.
When the fuck did facebook turn into an overbearing girlfriend?
When I’m an adult and have kids I will make/buy this and then ask my kids if they want some:
They’ll be all
“Um, no thanks.”
And I’m like “Are you sure?”
“Okay, then me and your father will eat it.”
And they’re all
Until I cut it , then they’re all
“Oh, now you want some, right? Too bad.”
PARENTING, YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT.